#sorry for being h*rny on main

[es-draws]

~Return of the Bonk~

[lifewaster-imdanger98]

My longing for human intimacy is immeasurable right now

[whoblewboobear]

I think the main reason I didn’t want mc to be turned this soon is purely bc the feeding scenes were so intimate in a way that a lot of the make out scenes aren’t like I’m SO sorry those feeding scenes were the equivalent to a 30 diamond scene TO ME.

[avsandflyboys]

Alex Newhook is my james bond!!! He is my mcdreamy!!! He is my james dean!! He is the moment!!

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

not to be bisexual on main, but between marisha’s short dress, liam’s short sleeve shirt, and robbie’s everything………….. this watch party is unfairly targeted towards those of us attracted to multiple genders 😔👊

[imissthefire]

I love you, Titania fire emblem

[sunny-ssunset]

Honest south park dating headcanons🔥💯

dividers by pinterest

Masterlist!

♡Im writing so much bc i literally have nothing else to do so enjoy 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

♡Anyways honest headcanons about how i think the main 4 would act in a relationship with you (all aged up) mostly gender neutral but there is like mentions of boobies :)

TW Mentions of s*x, dr*gs and v*mit

Stan

•Honestly you wouldnt have to put much effort in to get with him

•Mother fuckers desprate for love

•Hes actually a bit of a wreck once you date him

•Crying because he is scared you'll leave him

•You are defo a rebound

•To be fair he'd start to fall for you though

•And because of that he'd throw up all over you

•He'd break up with you if wendy said she missed him

•In his eyes theres always someone better

•And im sorry but he moves on fast

•If wendy breaks up with him again though

•Expect a drunk call at 3 am saying how much he misses you and how he fucked up and if you can get back together

•Its your choice if you get back with him though lmao

Kyle

•He is extremely awkward

•Kyle has high ass standards so when he sees someone that meets those standards he'll fall hard

•This man cannot talk to people he likes

•If he doesnt like you he is the rizziest rizzler ever

•And 0 rizz if he does lmao

•He'd start SWEATING

•He would be stumpted for words

•Then when you leave he'd blame someone else for 'fucking up his chance'

•If however you did start dating him (god knows how)

•He'll probably dump you over the smallest thing

•If you vape or smoke though its a big no no

•And like you would argue over the smallest thing

•He'd rant and rant and rant and rant about something cartman did that day

•Probably would put work or school before you

•He forgets your his s/o sometimes

•He'll treat you like a therapist

•However he is really fucking good in bed 😩😏

Cartman

•This man would always be looking out for no. 1

•Genuinely would not give a fuck about you until you show any value to him

•Kyle has a s/o? DAMN GUESS WHO ALSO HAS ONE NOW

•Always trying to prove he is better than everyone else (especially kyle)

•He listens to alpha male podcasts

•Andrew tate supporter

•To be honest despite him also being plus sized

•He wont date someone who is also plus sized

•Its because andrew tate said he can do better

•He is delusional and doesnt believe you when you say he is fat

•Its apparently just baby fat

•He would let you in on his schemes and let you tag along but would also throw you under the bus and say it was all your idea if he gets caught

•Manipulative as fuck

•Would get pissy if you said no to anything he asks you

•He'd leave you because "He can do better"

Kenny

•He fucking stinks

•Its either he'll stink of zaza or just plain stinkyness

•He like never showers even when he had the opportunity to

•He'll have a huge crush on you and you'll find out through other kids

•Cartman probably spread it around

•He'll always be staring at your boobs or ass

•Says word like "GYATT DAMN" "WHAT THE SIGMA"

•He doesnt have tiktok only youtube shorts

•Has a shitty cracked iphone 6 in rose gold with no case

•He'll be very loyal like he would never get with someone else

•However always staring at someone elses boobs or ass if not yours

•Will compare you to 'attractive celebrities'

•Hes done many many dr*gs

•Him and his mates probably made a list of all the hottest people in the school (god knows where you are on it)

•He has no rizz at all because hes extremely shy

•Probably only got with you bc of how big your gyatt was

•Hes always really h*rny

dividers by @k1ssyoursister

[lifewaster-imdanger98]

Be my Tumblrella, lemme take care of your mental health and fuck your brains out

[coeluvr]

Sorry for being h*rny on main, but how soon will we be able to enter the fwb stage with Soarine and Vincent?

After chapter 6, probably.

[gallus-rising]

you're allowed to take a hit out on me for this one but only after it's uploaded

lately i feel like a slight hypocrite for Mean Aro posting abt Mob characters while actively writing 5k Ekumob Master/Pet Crime AU Fuckfic Send Tweet but then i remember. ah wait 😌👆 i am the greatest writer in the history of man and can do whatever i want. also they're aro

[taste-thewaste]

made up fic title: say you won't let go

Interesting that your first one made me go soft and sweet because this one is alllll smut lmao.

Immediate thoughts are Alex wanting to try something different with Henry and Henry saying yes let’s go for it, and a big part of it is him edging the hell out of Hen and making him beg 👀

Sorry for being h*rny on main lmao

[itoldsunset]

sorry 2 be h*rny on main but every time i watch an asian drama i'm reminded that i am indeed capable of being attracted to men and it breaks my brain a little bit because wow western standards of male attractiveness really don't do anything for me but dylan wang in that beautiful wig and eyeliner and those goddamn cheekbones make me fall to my knees

[docchloroplast]

R3dFiVe ✨ 「レッド5」 Artist@R3dFiVe_artist: Oh, you sweet boy... I'm already over 40~ -Lusamine

[neiptune]

I'm so sorry for being h*rny on main today

[pathologising]

sorry for being h*rny on main but I feel like this

[crimson-of-the-earth]

Yo, I am being h*rny on main, I'm so hecking sorry XD